Archive for April, 2009

Editors’ Letter

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

We’ve gone monoski crazy this week. Val d Isere and TME have been taken over by this world famous event which is occurring on the 22nd April. Be sure to take a look at our centrefold poster of pin up monoski model Claire, and get involved on the 22nd for some monoski action.

We enjoyed the Greeneye Valley Challenge with ‘The Blue Note Girls’ taking out first place to a much disgusted second place, appropriately named ‘As long as we beat the girls.’ We’ve seen porn parties and much much more! This week coming up seems to be beach party week, with Saloon and Moris both putting one on, so get involved. If you’re stuck for ideas on what to do for summer, have a read of ‘Summertime in Val’ to see why this resort is popular in the summertime.

This is the second last echo for season 2009. This is where we enjoy the slush bumps, sunning ourselves on the terraces, and of course the endless parties.

Sit back, relax, enjoy this one as it’s almost your last.

Claire Pattimore

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

Claire works as a barmaid at The Moris Pub. Little do you all know her favourite past time and secret identity is modelling, and not just any modeling, monoski modeling. She’s one of Val d ‘Isere’s most infamous monoski pin up girls. Claire is 23, and will be available for singing and autographs as she graces our presence until the end of April where she goes down to work on her tan over summer whilst working on the boats in the South of France.

Here’s what’s in her kit:

Omar
manager and boyfriend.

16 Onepieces
I’ve been collecting them my whole life, my favorite has to be my white Chanel onzie, with gold accessories it looks a real treat.

Rear entry boots
they say the new ones are so much better, but for me it’s all about style, and you really can’t go past these puppies when it comes to true fashion.

Monoski
of course! 201cm Rossignol Custom Kevlar. Only the best!

Make up
inspired by my mum from the 80’s. Hot pink eyeshadow will never date!

Personal stylist Mikaela
she’s always on hand so I’m always looking my best.

Favourite event
The Monoski World Championships – it’s my chance to flaunt all I’ve got, 22nd April in the ValPark. Claie will be available for photographs.

Two Skis Good, One Ski Better

Saturday, April 11th, 2009

It’s Monoski Season in Val d’Isère. Freddie Stanford, who helped to set the event up back in 2007, takes a look at the contest and meets the favourites for the Monoski World Championships 2009.

In the last few weeks you’ve probably felt a buzz in the air that you can’t quite place, an excitement in the voices of those around you that teeters on the brink of hysteria and tracks in the snow that are made by neither skis nor snowboard. Take a deep breath – Because here come the monoskis (…cue ripping 80’s style, axe-wielding guitar track…)

That’s right. On 22nd April The Monoski World Championships are coming to Val d’Isère. The contest, now in its third year, guarantees to crown a world champion. When the contest was first envisioned all those years ago the head to head knock out rounds of dual slalom were integral to the raw excitement of the event and this throws up some great one on one races that could stand alone as some of the greatest entertainment I’ve ever been fortunate enough to see. Thankfully that format has remained the same ever since and the thrills and spills are still all there, however a timed qualifying heat may come into play this year depending on numbers.

The world of sport has, by its very nature thrown up titanic rivalries over the years – James Hunt and Nicki Lauda, Coe and Cram, McEnroe and Borg, – Monoskiing is no exception. Let me add the names Twigge and Speed to the annals of sporting heroes locked in an eternal battle. I have been privileged enough to meet both the previous two years’ Monoski World Champions, and as it stands now, the current favourites for the 2009 event. Sam Speed is the current champ. (Twigge lost to Speed due to a controversial fall at the penultimate gate in last year’s final.)

Two more humble gentlemen of sport you couldn’t hope to meet. Twigge shows no animosity for the fall that knocked him off the top spot last year despite the rumours that equipment tampering and a faster set of gates where rife amongst his fan base – you could barely read a Monoskiing blog or website without someone crying foul play. “It’s about who wins on the day” he says philosophically, “And I didn’t that day. C’est la vie.”

Twigge has been good for the sport. He’s always kept his cool. The control he was able to hold over his emotions at last year’s event earned him the nickname ‘Iceman’ but that doesn’t mean he’s not spectacular to watch. He’s kept the crowds on his side over the years with a unique brand of flare that in the last two years has seen him crossing the finish line switch and hitting the snow park’s red kicker after winning a heat. There’s been talk of a corked five he’s been honing for this year but we’ll have to wait and see.
Sam Speed doesn’t let being a World Champion affect him. When I met with him in a Val d’Isère (Australian Speed’s second home town) bar he was reflective about last year’s win but certainly wasn’t complacent about the 2009 event that many expect him to win, “I’m getting older now – the one piece is a little tighter ‘round the crotch and with the sport attracting younger, vibrant new demographic, on Any Given Wednesday, as they say, …anyone can win.”

To get yourself involved in this year’s competition – to race against the world’s best or join in the resort’s greatest spectacle as a spectator – pick up a ticket from Blue Note for a bargain price of 10€. The ticket doesn’t just get you into the comp (optional). It’s a ticket for the whole day – Any Given Wednesday. – Including ‘The Val Village Fete’ which takes place in all good bars bars around town. Bars confirmed are Blue Note, Danois, Bananas, Saloon, Moris, Warm Up, Pacific, Vspot, and Dicks Tea Bar. There’ll be a game and drink for every ticket holder to keep you in the competitive mood. So get your ticket, strap on your one piece (retro outfit compulsory) and get involved.

Any Given Wednesday kicks off with the Monoski World Championships 2009 at 11am (registration from 10:30) on 22 April in the DC Val Park with a BBQ and Music all day. Prize giving in the Blue Note at 6pm followed by the The Val Village Fete from Après Ski onwards.
Tickets are limited so get yours as soon as you can, they will sell out!

What the 10€ ticket includes:
Entry to the mono-ski world Championships
Use of Mono-skis provided in the park
A go on participating bars village fete games all guaranteeing an alcoholic prize for playing
A guarantee of one of the funniest days of the season