New Territory
Stu and Sophie have graduated from their antics in the vestiere, and have moved on up all the way to the spirits cupboard. When you next order a vodka pomme in Dicks, remember that the bottle from which it was served has probably seen far more than it bargained for!
A Request
Following on from the above shenanigans, BT (Moris) requests that people refrain from having sex in the Moris toilets. She isn’t a massive fan of discovering and cleaning up used condoms.
Hearts for Hartley
Olly has been making his presence felt this week in the affections of Katherine (VSpot). We aren’t entirely sure what happened but rest assured we will do our best to find out.
The Wrestler
Danyeo (Chardon) tried to better Benno at his game of wrestling a wooden street barrier to the ground. It didn’t go according to plan and the barrier managed to dislocate all her fingers. She then had to click them all back into place by herself. Dan’s advice: Don’t try to be as big as Benno.
Married
Claire (Warm Up) and Alex (Snowberry) were married in Dicks recently by Leapy, who claims that he is an ordained minister thanks to a rather boring period in his life when he broke his leg. Al (Blue Note) was best man and Naomi (Blue Note) was maid of honour. It can’t have been that memorable an occasion given that none of them remembered a thing the next day until someone reminded them of the previous night’s festivities.
Car Nap
Shala’s cries to take someone home with her after a night in Dicks were heard by Ed last week, but he got more than he bargained for when they were joined at 5am by the rest of the Dicks staff who jumped into bed with them, prompting him to run away and spend the rest of the night in his car.
Naked Wanderer
James (Basecamp) made the error of walking into Tommo (Saloon) and Ben’s (VSpot) apartment last week, having forgotten all of his clothes. Hoping for something, or perhaps someone, to help send him to sleep, he got into Tommo’s bed, but promptly wet himself. Have fun cleaning those sheets.
Dentistry
Liam (Moris) tried his hand at a new profession this week: dentistry. When spotted with a pair of pliers in boiling water he said that he was ‘sterilising them’ to remove his tooth. His amateur orthodontics were unsuccessful and he still had to have the root canal and lay off the booze while he completes his course of antibiotics.
Hiding in the Bushes
Freddie (Saloon) had questions last week about what it would be like to be with another man. None of the other Saloon boys was willing to satisfy his curiosity, but they claim that on their way to Dicks he mysteriously appeared from some bushes. What he was doing in there can’t be clarified at this point but perhaps it has something to do with his wandering mind?
Sausage Riding
Jono evidently hasn’t learnt his lesson about the sausages, and this week took some friends for a team competition on Le Face. It all got a bit gnarly and ended up with ripped jeans and ice burn, but everyone seemed to enjoy it and no damage was done. Expect some kind of unofficial world championship event by next week at the rate he’s going.
Old but still going
James (Warm Up) has been well and truly worn out by Sam’s sister in the bedroom. Not so keen on being woken up these days, James said that he had to pretend to be asleep so he wouldn’t have to summon up the blood for the 8th time in 20 hours. His quote was “I’m too old for this. I was like, ‘I’m too tired to do it again’.”
Snooze you Lose
Michaela (Moris) had such a grand birthday that she decided to end it by taking a nap in the very comfortable VIP area in Dicks. Owen (Dicks) tried to wake her, but even a good old shake couldn’t get her up. Turned out that all Sleeping Beauty needed was a kiss from Prince Charming.
Love is Crystal Clear
It would appear that Pete (Crystal), after many failed attempts, has finally found love….with Adam (Crystal). The pair have been caught shaving each other’s hair in nothing but boxers, comparing sizes (of belly button fluff?!?) and having mid-afternoon spooning sessions on the sofa! Who said romance was dead?
Quote of the Week
Tom (Bananas) “I’m actually a nice person but people are blinded by my good looks and think I’m an arsehole”
Culinary Delights
The Snowline girls have sussed out that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Apple Crumble is a hot favourite. We’re sure that the boys aren’t complaining and won’t be any time soon.
Gay Ski Week
Some seasonnaires have been taking European Gay Ski Week very seriously. Liam (Moris) took a game of chicken a step too far last week leaving him questioning whether he’s in or out of the closet and which team he will be batting for.
Heydå
A fond farewell to Per from Victors who is leaving us, breaking hearts all over resort and pleasing all the hotel managers who have swimming pools to look after. Who will take his place as resident Insider swim team pro!
Mantle Accepted
No sooner do we call for a new swim team than Phil (Moris) and Katy (Dicks) step up to the plate. Any small semblance of stealth was removed when Katy announced to the fellow swimmers that they were doing the front crawl ‘in her dirty sex water’. Bragging rights taken to the extreme.
Greg Evans, Ski Instructor 2
Just when you thought is was safe to go back on the Dicks dance floor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huvHOTHB1Qc

























