What with it being St. Patrick’s Day this Wednesday there was only one name on our list for this Kit Review. If you’re one of the few to know his real name then congratulations on knowing before we published it as to most people in resort he is simply known as Irish! His career advisor told him to either go to uni or end up robbing post offices, tarmacing driveways or selling gates so he came to France to pick up empty glasses in Saloon instead.
Skier or Boarder?
Well I started out as a bobsleigher on the Irish bobsleigh team in a bob that was carved out of a giant potato. I didn’t get very far with that so I’ve now switched to being a boarder. Sadly I’m not on the Irish boarding team.
Board
I bought my first board in Aldi before I came out here and I had it for about two months and then one day after a good session at Folie I kicked it away from me and lost it in the trees in La Daille. I got a rental from Precision and then two days later while I was skiing through the trees I found a board buried in the snow. It wasn’t mine but a Ride Society 157. I’ve still got it and it’s an awesome board.
Bindings
I’ve got the bindings that I found on the board which are Burton custom bru bindings. They’ve got a bottle opener on the heel plate so I can open beers while doing backflips.
Boots
I’ve got Salomon David Benedict boots which I bought practically new for 70 Euros off a random punter when I worked at Tocade. He was just some random rich kid who sold them to me at the end of his holiday but they’re a bit broken now so I’m in the market for a new pair.
Clothing
Everything I wear is courtesy of Saloon lost property. I had two weeks without gloves while I waited for someone to lose a pair and not claim them from the bar.
Potatoes
I’ve eaten a good field’s worth of potatoes since I’ve been here: potato milkshake in the morning, potato soup for lunch, potato fondue for dinner and potato soufflé for desert followed by another milkshake before bed. The best potatoes can be found at a stall outside the Moris on a Monday. They are the best in resort by far.
Apart from potatoes?
I mostly eat Yum Yum noodles. You know what I’m talking about, and if you don’t then you probably work in a chalet!
St Patrick’s Day
I’m looking forward to Paddy’s day and will be found in Saloon drinking a small child’s worth of Catalina wine mixer because Teddy drinks all the Guinness.
Avalanche Kit
The only thing I’ve paid for apart from my boots is my brand new Arva axis transceiver. I don’t understand how people can go off-piste without all the right gear and, to be quite honest, my new transceiver is the cat’s pyjamas.
Technophobe
I don’t own a phone, watch, wallet or a bank card. It’s a small town so why bother?
Gypsy
Home is where you park it. I love a good caravan!




















