From: chalettilly@hotmail.com
To: timothy.crawley-moore@schroeders.com
SUBJ: “SICK OF SNOW”
Dear Mummy and Daddy,
I am getting sick of the snow. Uncle Algenon is right – this whole global warming thing is a load of absolute rot and anyone who can afford one should be allowed to drive around in a Range Rover so I’m putting the new Vogue at the top of my birthday list again.
These people who say that world is heating up should come out here. it’s bally freezing. As I write this I’ve got two pairs of thermal underwear on as well as my frilly knicks. It’s really too cold to ski. All this weather is good for is sitting inside and drinking tea and eating cake.
And as for sea level rising – well that’s just ridiculous. Bim and Muffy are trying to organise an end of season beach holiday and we’re over nine hours from the nearest seaside. I really don’t think there’s a problem. Well actually there is – sea levels aren’t high enough! I mean, I wouldn’t need a beach right in the resort as it’s too cold to go for a dip, but maybe an hour or so away.
It has given me a new found respect though for the people who live here all year round. Imagine living in these freezing conditions twelve months of the year. Maybe they the reason they keep the Christmas decorations up all year round is to keep up moral. I thought it was just laziness but I mean, if it snowed all year round back at Wysteria Cottage, I’d probably want to keep the Christmas tree up too. Oh my gosh!
Maybe they get two Christmasses. Well it’s not fair if I only get one. I’ll look into it.
Lots of love, Tiz X
Tags: S5E13
