Wingman
Becky J (Moris) and Al (Blue Note) found themselves in a dilemma last week when there was no-one suitably attractive in Dicks for some late night fun. They did not despair, as being each other’s wingman they simply got it on with each other. The next morning? Not a kiss but a high five!
Love Table
The Saloon boys have got a love table in Dicks where they work their magic. If you wish to avoid it, then it’s the dark one in the corner. Obviously being able to see each other isn’t necessary at the love table. Dark secrets occurring in a dark corner near you.
200m High Club
Who says that the bubble down from Folie is too small for your sex on the piste badge! I can find you two Danois staff and a girl of their choice who can happily prove you wrong.
Lateness Not Accepted
Dan (Saloon) was rewarded for being late last week when the dishwashers were out of order. Taking it on the chin, he washed hundred of glasses only to find out it was a practical joke and the dishwashers had miraculously started to work again.
Announcement
Katy (Dicks) officially has the best bum in resort. After extensive research by various male bar staff a winner has been announced in the inaugural ‘bum off’ competition.
Fork no Spoon
One of the VIP nannies was disgusted last week to find that there was no cutlery available in Dicks to eat the pie that she had brought back with her. Baby Mike (Moris) was luckily at hand and said he’d take her back to the Moris and get her a fork. It doesn’t sound like a line, but it worked a treat. Proof that if you want a spoon (or more), then perhaps you need to offer a fork.
Double Standard
After his sexual exploits last week and the subsequent telling-off, Rob (Danois) would like to accuse Nickie (VSpot) of double standards. After a rather drunken night out, she kicked her housemate out of a bottom bunk claiming she just wanted to talk to her escort home and didn’t want to wake anyone. 20 minutes and a vomit later it was clear that they weren’t talking, confirmed when Rob walked in to see the bottom of a naked boy along with a horrified housemate next door wondering where the cheapest launderette was.
Confession
You know you have a good relationship with your managers when you can confide in them that the girl you are seeing gives the ‘best blowjobs ever’, especially when the same girl works in the bar with you. Jack (Moris), you must be very pleased if you’re shouting it from the rooftops.
Seconds Please
Pete (Crystal) unknowingly took Andrew’s (Crystal) sloppy seconds. Andrew had just finished with a certain kid’s rep visiting Val when Pete decided to insert several digits and stir Andrews porridge so to speak! Poor Pete
Put out or Pay Out
Freddie (VIP) brought out his vindictive side this week. After taking a lady home and finding she was more up for a spoon than anything of a more sexual variety, he decided to say goodnight. He got his revenge by taking a souvenir with him that will be keeping him in drinks all week. Who needs tips!
All over the shop
It’s a good thing that it’s deep clean time. After the exploits of some members of La Foret, the pool table and sofas definitely need a wipe down. Hopefully there won’t be any stubborn stains to contend with.
Dirty Talk
Rich (Moris) has a filthy mouth, and apparently doesn’t even know it. It didn’t seem to impress his lover who obviously likes polite well mannered young men in the bedroom.
More Sex On The Piste
One of the park boys almost got his sex on the piste badge last week. After a night at Doudoune he took his lady to the Solaise chair, pulled down the bubble and got down to it. He missed out because you need to have beeped your lift pass for the badge. Rules are rules but well done for trying.
Peeping Toms
The Warm Up girls found themselves being watched by prying eyes from the hotel opposite their apartment this week, but instead of drawing the curtains they put on a show and then got the boys to do the encore. Their audience was very pleased and returned the favour.
He has Returned
Frosty (Dicks) has returned and Alex (Saloon) is pretty pleased about it. They’ve been at it like rabbits since his feet touched down in Val and their whole house knows about, particularly Jack (La Foret). After looking for something under his bed, he reappeared to see Frosty’s cock in his face and its proud owner looking down on him.
Moustache
Facial hair February continues at the Moris with more of the staff looking like they shouldn’t be near a playground any time soon. Barty has been called dashing by one admirer though, and Baby Mike is still lagging behind.
Human Mop
Tragedy struck in Blue Note last week when The Loop staff came to town. One of them managed to vomit on the floor at Blue Note and when Daisy came up with the empties she fell front first into the very slippery pile of sick. Lou came to her aid and fortunately she wasn’t injured, just covered in vom. Ever the brave soldier, Daisy carried on working and even paraded it in Dicks that night. Possibly not the perfume she would have chosen. It did all end in tears The Loop crew as two more of them fell victim to the sick while Lou was cleaning it up.
Folie Fridays
If you want to pull a staff member of Dicks, après at Folie seems to do the trick. Fraser and friends are making sure formal Fridays kick off in style by getting in a quickie and then going to work. Après to the extreme!
Vomit
Poor Elspeth (Moris) had a bit of a nightmare of a night out last week. After getting in the middle of a fight in Dicks, she drowned her sorrows slightly too much. A chivalrous Matt (Blue Note) took her back to his for safe keeping only to be rewarded by her vomiting all over his bed.
Shush
Jules (Danois) would like to request that room one please keep the noise down, and she doesn’t mean music.
Tags: S5E10
