No Pain…
Nikki [Foret] ran out of bread one day last week so she had to find something more interesting to spread her Nutella on, the desired substitute being her man’s long thin baguette. Her flatmate Sara was none the wiser to the open bread spread when she returned and complained herself that they were out of bread.
Ski Seeks Other Ski
Anyone out there with a metal detector? Jeffers is desperately seeking one. Havin lost his ski 20m off pise on Matisse. After two hours of searching he finally gave up. However if anyone does happen upon a lone K2 Public Enemy could they please return it – 0688544685.
On the Blog
There is only one man in the whole world who has immunity from The Insider (unless it’s funny) but The Mountain Echo is not at privilege to tell you who or why. However, if you go to www.crabsworld.blogspot.com you might be able to read up on him.
On the Lifts
Ed [Foret] got rather intimate with Louise [Le Ski] on the Rogoney lift after a few of Val’s own aphrodisiacs – pints of Long Islands in Saloon bar. Ed clearly has no regard for the chairlift rules as he was swinging from side to side all night long!
Two Ski Good – One Ski Better
It’s coming… “The Mountain Echo’s Monoski World Championship”. Anyone can enter… anyone can win. But rest assured, we’ll be crowning a champion on 9th April – and they’ll probably be wearing a one-piece.
The Fun Doesn’t End There
Following the event is The Val d’Isere Village Fete. There’ll be games and booze across town 9th April. Get… Involved.
Animal Farm
Damian [Snowberry/Bananas/Dicks] is becoming quite the puppeteer. His collection of animal puppets from the Monday Market is quickly becoming his furry army of the night. So far he has amassed a pig called “That’ll Do’, a wolf named ‘Wan Chai’ and ‘Dawes’ the tiget. Whether or not his petting zoo is just an excuse to touch girls with his puppeted hand… well, we’re leaving the debate open.
World Wide
Good to see Dan’s [Moris] parents out last week and better still to be able to tell them they can catch up with all their son’s behaviour weekly on www.themountainecho.co.uk. So can you!
The Week in Quotes
Ellie [Switch] to Jimi [Switch] “You know how we’re from England and we’re English? If you’re from New Zealand are you New Zealandish?” Of course not – he’s Kiwi-ish.
Ellie [Switch] on seeing the magic carpet going up from Fontaine Froide to Olympique: “For a moment there I genuinely thought they were skiing uphill.
