From: chalettilly@hotmail.com
To: timothy.crawley-moore@schroeders.com
SUBJ: “the mayor”
Dear The Mayor,
It has been nearly a week since my last email to you and I still have not heard back from you. I’m quite sure you’ve had enough time to mull over my brill idea – ‘Tilly’s School of English and Politeness’.
Perhaps you have lost my email address or maybe you doubt the sincerity or seriousness of my project. I can assure you that although my concept is vast I am 100% committed and I have great ambition. I envisage that one day there will be TSEPs all over France and one day we can look forward to the complete abolition of French as a language all together!! You’ll never struggle trying to buy a baguette again!!
No doubt you’ll be interested so further to my last email I’ve outlined below the modules students will have to complete to earn their TSEP certifcate (or ‘rosette’ which I think would be nicer)
1. Being Nice to Someone who is Buying Something Off You (basic Ps and Qs)
2. Chairlift Banter (From how’s the weather? to Who’s racing at Aintree?)
3. Talking to Stable hands and Pony Club judges (Rare occasions when politeness can fy out the window)
4. Taking Emergencies Seriously (From broken nails to lost eyelash curlers)
I think that just about covers everything but if you want to throw in your two centimes, I can’t promise anything but I’ll keep your suggestions in mind. I do hope that you can come up with some funding sooner rather than later. I’ve had some inspirational ideas for uniform and am already going to need to be reimbursed for my prototype mink mittens.Just gorge! I know!!
Lots of love,
Tiz X
Tags: S5E11
