From: chalettilly@hotmail.com
To: timothy.crawley-moore@schroeders.com
SUBJ: “the mayor”
Dear The Mayor,
Every location in the world has it’s downsides. Indonesia has tsunamis, Africa has its starving children and Haiti its earthquake. These beautiful mountains are, sadly no exception. Here of course, as you will have no doubt noticed is the lack of good spoken English. The harsh truth has certainly been staring me in the face since I frst tried to converse with a local. I’ve noticed half of these people won’t or can’t speak to me. It’s enough to really have me worry about the French education system.
Where I come from English is a basic human right and I was privileged to study this AND French (GCSE grade D) at school. I don’t understand why English can’t be taught as well here as it is in England! As you Can probably tell from this email my English is far superior to the standard of most locals.
As such I feel it only right to pass on my gift. I am writing to gain funding for a project that will no doubt be of great service to the community here. ‘Tilly’s School of English and Politeness’ will use my knowledge to train the many underprivileged here. Your funding will pay for the usual school type things – namely pens, paper and uniforms. The last of which I am jolly excited about. I don’t want to give too much away just yet but I’m basically blending the traditional blue gingham and boater with winter infuences of fur trim and Ugg boots. So cute!!
I’ve no doubt that as mayor you’l recognise the positive potential my school could have on the community at large.
Au revoir (as we used to say in French class 
),
Tiz X
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